(Source: tedfuckingmosby, via deathstarlasernipples)
gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act while doing the sex
(via girlwithatardis)
Great things to say during intercourse:
- Yes, this is agreeable
- Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
- What a surprising twist!
- Aren’t human beings remarkable?
- Splendid.
(via girlwithatardis)
being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this
and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and
and then when they leave i just
(via slapmytitties)
reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time
the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect
it really is tho.
(via copieuxsentiments)
Dear stoners,
Dear people who really fucking love cereal,
Want, right fucking now.
I hate you so much whoever made this, i was not going to eat anymore cereal and now i AM BECAUSE OF YOU
(via deathstarlasernipples)
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
(via girlwithatardis)


